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Im sorry officer...i was going down the hill and didnt realize that my foot was still on the gas pedal...causing me to speed.
when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!
Sorry, Officer, I didn''t realize my radar wasn''t plugged in.
I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)

(For American's caught speeding in Canada...) What's a kilometer?
im sorry officer...i just got brest implants and wearing a seatbelt hurts...
sorry officer well you see what happened is when i reached for my crack pipe my gun fell off my lap getting lodged under the gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control
Sorry officer...I'm from Canada.
"I'm sorry Officer, but I already have a date!"
"But Officer, I couldn't have been driving 60 miles per hour in a 35 miles per hour zone. I haven't been driving for an hour!" A true excuse by a little old lady.
No thanks...i gotta drive


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