By Johnny Mac

There comes a time
A time to make a stand
A time to show these girls
How cool it is to be a man

Panty lines with donkey butts
Press on nails and flabby guts
Spending hours in bathroom stalls
Spend the night in shopping malls
These are the things that girls do

Talk all day about pointless social issues
Feel deprived and stuff with tissues
They wear tight pants, and want everyone to know
Girls look down and dig out that camel toe
These are the things that girls do

That time comes around
One I�m afraid to mention
Oh you know what I�m talking about
It�s called menstruation

It comes without warning
And bites the heads off us men
Just run away and try another morning
Sunny days are just around the bend

Don�t get me wrong
I love them all
It�s just all that baggage
Well it�s like a vice on my balls

I give them their credit
It�s got to be tough
Born without a wiener
Man it�s got to be rough

Well I�m tired of talking
And I�m sure they�ve had enough
I�m glad the only thing us boys have to do
Is just turn our heads and cough

This is a shout out to all my girls that fit this profile
If you don�t then turn your head and give me a big smile
Menstruation is over; we can come back from the bay
Keep your head up girls for tomorrows another day