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How do you get a man to
stop biting his nails?
...Make him wear
shoes!
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What's the smartest thing a
man can say?
..."My wife
says..."
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Why do women live longer
than men?
...Someone has to stick around and
clean up after them!
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Why is Mr. Potato Head the
perfect man?
...He's tan, he's cute, and if
he looks at another woman
you can rearrange
his face.
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot
easier for men than for women?
...Because
when it's time to go back to his childhood, he's
already there!
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Why does it take 100
million sperm to fertilize one
egg?
...Because none of them will stop to ask
for directions.
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What did God say after
creating man?
...Hmm, I can do
better!
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